It’s been a while since I wrote one of these, so I looked for three games that I could totally rip on, here’s what I got:
No. 10: Mass Effect: Andromeda
Whether you’re glitching through unloaded NPCs or you’re busy smiling because your dad is dead, Mass Effect: Andromeda has not had the launch it wanted to have. There have been many complaints about the game’s graphics, stability, and most of all its animations. I mean, these problems are starting to reach critical internet status because of how utterly dumb they make the game.
That being said, however, Andromeda is not that bad of a game. It is kind of hidden under the bugs and animation, but once you get there you see how the game actually has a pretty great open world aspect combining with superb combat. As a pathfinder, you have a range of abilities that can be customized in literally hundreds of ways to provide a unique playstyle that suits you exactly as you play through the game.
And it’s not like they’re not looking at feedback from the community, they recently released a patch that fixed eye shading that made NPC facial expressions much more realistic instead of looking like a mask has a moving mouth.
So the title I’ll have to give this one is:
Mass is Defective: Emotions Aren’t Real